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Funny Mothers Day Poems


Funny Mothers Day Poems

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers.
The original meal has never been found. ~ Calvin Trillin



Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children! ~ Sam Levenson


Mum, I know I owe you the world
And you deserve no less
But circumstances have unfurled;
I’m in a financial mess.
For Your Mother’s Day party
I write for you this ditty.
My poetry skills are hearty
And cheap, but oh so witty!


  
Happy Mother’s Day to someone who carried me physically for 9 months and financially for 29 years.


Happy Mother’s Day, thanks for not putting me up for adoption!



If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands? ~ Milton Berle



The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. ~ John J. Plomp


If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says ‘keep away from children’ ~ Susan Savannah


I’m glad that you’re my mother,
Kind and caring and strong.
Because surely no-one else,
 Could have put up with me this long!


Funny Mothers Day Poems from Daughter


Funny Mothers Day Poems from Daughter


Dear Mom,
You're the bomb.
Thanks for not raising me in a wigwam.
(though, to be honest, I could've used some more trees of palm.)
You didn't force me to pose for pics of prom
or play with that snotty neighbor kid Tom.
I've always admired your sense of calm,
and you let me stay up til 9 to watch a sitcom,
Psst -- I'm going to miss you when you're embalmed.



For the mom who's always there:
Mom I know I owe you a big thank you,
because in a lot of ways you are my guru.
You taught me to swim, you taught me fractions,
without you, I'd be dumber than Ashton.
You're there when I need you,
my bullshit you see-through.
Don't ever change, or I'll come unglued.



For the cleaner-picker-upper mom:
Roses are red,
Windex is blue.
Thanks for keeping everything clean,
I really appreciate it.



For the art-appreciation mom:
I love that you loved all of my "art"
though I'm sure it was uglier than a pile of farts.
From pottery to painting to paper mache,
you even liked that drawing of me and Nick Lachey.
But, come on, at this point, it's all older than vintage,
so I think it's time to take it down from the fridge.

Happy Mother's Day to all moms out there!


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