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Welcome all of you guys, on the blog of Mother’s Day. Let’s celebrate this special day with a favorite some amazing magical lines for Funny Mothers Day Sayings. So, what are you planning to wish your mother on the Mother’s Day? We have some funny idea to wish our mom through lines of some amazing Quotes. You know the relation between a mom and child more precious in the world. Her unconditional love and sacrifice emotion inspire us to share the feeling and care for her that time you can wish her through the Quotes. You can use these Funny Mother’s Day Quotes to create a loving card and send it today. So don’t worry what to write in a card just use these magical lines. I’m damn sure that you feel special after sending it. If you are a funny guy then you will be like these blog and share it your mother in the Funny way. So, let’s check out.

Funny Mothers Day Sayings


Funny Mothers Day Sayings

So guys, if you really want to wish you mom in a funny way then we have the best suggestion for you, just download these images with few lines of funny these Quotes and write them in using a better font size of the letter. That will show your feeling for your mom which is the most beautiful caring person in the world. Our mom cares us like bird cares you child in the nest with all loving and caring emotions. Here you go for the Funny Mother’s Day Sayings.



Funny Mothers Day Sayings


Mom, I got all my best qualities from you.
Aren’t we lucky that you had enough for both of us?



I’m so lucky to have you as my mother...
I’m sure no one else would have put up with me this long.
Happy Mothers Day!



Mom, I know it’s hard for you on Mother’s Day...
to hide the fact that I’m your favorite :-)
Happy Mother’s Day!



Only a mother as perfect as you...
could have a (daughter/son) as perfect as me.
Happy Mother’s Day!



Mom, thank you so much for everything you’ve done for me.
Don’t worry about [brother’s name], I know he isn’t your fault, he must be adopted.



Happy Mother’s day to a woman who deserves a medal...
for putting up with me all these years!



Thanks for letting me be a parasite in your body for 9 months...
followed by another 18 years as a parasite outside your body.



Happy Mother’s Day from your favorite child!



Don’t you think it’s funny that you’re still my Mother?
You deserve to have been promoted by now!




"Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease." - Lisa Alther


"My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay." - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar


Funny Mother's Day Quotes

Funny Mother's Day Quotes


"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied." - Oscar Wilde


"You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back." - William D. Tammeus



"Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young."
~ Author Unknown

"It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge."
~ Phyllis Diller

"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."
~ Mark Twain

"A mother who is really a mother is never free."
~ Honore de Balzac

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after"
~ Peter De Vries

Some are kissing mothers, and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together.

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
Irish Proverb

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
Aristotle

There are three ways to get something done: hire someone to do it, do it yourself, or forbid your kids to do it!

"You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back."
~William D. Tammeus.

"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it."
~ Buddy Hackett

"A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie."
~ Tenneva Jordan

"I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along."
~ Groucho Marx

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
Irish Proverb

My mom is a neverending song in my heart of comfort, happiness, and being. I may sometimes forget the words but I always remember the tune.
Graycie Harmon

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.
- Author Unknown

"Mothers are all slightly insane."

~ J.D. Salinger

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